[This website is undergoing plastic surgery thx for your patience]

BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW...

Claire is originally from Chicago and moved to New York after attending Wellesley College for Women. She moved to NYC for all the wrong reasons, which she will not specify here, but if you can think of a bad reason to move to New York after graduating college, it's probably like that.

She worked at a comedy theater for a while until it got too depressing.

She is an active supporter of crop tops everywhere, and a fan of bold lip color.

One of her favorite hobbies is coming up with titles for her forthcoming memoir(s). Current favorite: "Surely You Must Be Joking."