What's more fun than thinking about potential titles for the memoir that I will inevitably write? NOTHING. 

Here's a list of possibilities. As you can see, they're ENDLESS. 

#titleofmyforthcomingmemoir

"Surely You Must Be Joking"

"Doomed"

"Welcome to the Hole"

"Endless Metaphors"

"I Aggressively Love You"

 

Have any ideas for me? SEND THEM TO ME! PLEASE!